Oh great mother of god, it is that time of the year again, that time that all the singles in the world despise the most (especially me). It is the time of the year where about one week before & one week after the 14th of February I can not see, hear or smell a couple, and whenever I do it takes me about 1.3 seconds to become this grumpy/annoyed/hatred-filled kind of person. Suddenly everything that normally is so sweet or cute or god damn adorable now makes me want to vomit and slap those idiots right in the face. I know, it is kind of a harsh thing to say and of course I know it is just a stupid holiday invented by the Americans to make money. But still, it is this soft reminder that yet again I have nobody to give a silly present to.
Anyhow, instead of feeling bad for myself and hate on people who are in love I decided to do something different this year on this pretty normal Saturday.
If you are single and you have single girlfriends I have one thing to say: GET TOGETHER
If you are single and you have single girlfriends I have one thing to say: GET TOGETHER
Really, go out dancing, have dinner together , burn stuff of boys who broke your heart, do anything that comes to mind that can help you get rid of your valentine's day depression (yes that really is a thing, I googled it).
For those who are still a bit romantic, organise a sleepover with your favorite single gals, rent the most romantic movies ever (start with The Notebook), order your favorite sweets and cry your heart out. So at the end of the night you all promise yourself to never ever ever ever let a boy dedicate your happiness again, unless it's Leonardo DiCaprio.
And for the good ones between us, if your mother has no boyfriend or your dad has passed away, consider spending Valentine's Day with your beloved mother. The woman has put you right on this world goddamnit and has much more love-experience than you. You might be surprised how much you actually can learn from her!
And for the good ones between us, if your mother has no boyfriend or your dad has passed away, consider spending Valentine's Day with your beloved mother. The woman has put you right on this world goddamnit and has much more love-experience than you. You might be surprised how much you actually can learn from her!
My plan for this Valentine's Day is to go see '50 SHADES OF GREY'
(very cliché I know ((Idontcare)) ) I'm getting together with two of my fabulous friends and after the movie we'll probably go grab a drink or 10. I guess you can say we're going to have a wonderful, boy-less night.
(very cliché I know ((Idontcare)) ) I'm getting together with two of my fabulous friends and after the movie we'll probably go grab a drink or 10. I guess you can say we're going to have a wonderful, boy-less night.
CHEERS TO THE SINGLE ONES
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